Sam Hedenberg is a humor blogger and the author of the non-fiction essay collections Kings of the Cul-de-Sac: Essays on a Suburban Life, You Can’t Stay Here: Tales From Behind the Bar, and The Endless Bummer: In Search of the Perfect Family Vacation. He is a contributor to The Prompt literary magazine. Sam lives in Northern Virginia with his wife and children.
Author’s note: Some names and identifying details have been altered and/or redacted to protect the privacy of real people.
I Don't Belong Here. 