I Don't Belong Here.

a humor blog from the trenches of suburbia.

Sam Hedenberg is a humor blogger and the author of the book The Endless Bummer: In Search of the Perfect Family Vacation. He is a frequent contributor to The Prompt literary magazine. Sam lives in Northern Virginia with his wife and children.

Author’s note: Some names and identifying details have been altered and/or redacted to protect the privacy of real people.