When did I become a shirtless old dude?
When did I become a shirtless old dude?
Nothing at Dollar Tree is at Dollar Tree because it’s fresh
I’ve never had a professional massage. What’s the protocol here?
I’m sick of sweatpants. There, I said it. Back when the world was still turning, sweatpants used to be a reward at the end of the day. I called them my “comfy clothes,” and I’d celebrate a job well done by putting them on and cracking a beer and letting the stress of the day …
I understand the basic principle of burping a kid, but truthfully, I have never felt so unequipped for a task in my entire life.
Who’d have thought naming a new baby could be so stressful?
Being in a thruple isn’t as easy as Joe Exotic makes it seem.
I didn’t like The Princess Bride? Inconceivable.
Are you sure there aren’t two in there?
Being a bartender can get boring, so sometimes, I like to spice things up.
