I understand the basic principle of burping a kid, but truthfully, I have never felt so unequipped for a task in my entire life.
No Spit: A New Dad’s Adventures in Puke
The Name Game
Who’d have thought naming a new baby could be so stressful?
Three’s A Crowd
Being in a thruple isn’t as easy as Joe Exotic makes it seem.
Prepare to Die
I didn’t like The Princess Bride? Inconceivable.
Double Trouble
Are you sure there aren’t two in there?
My Name is Steve
Being a bartender can get boring, so sometimes, I like to spice things up.
Trash Talk
Serious question: You ever shit your pants in a brewery bathroom?
Because the Internet
I love social media because you’re an idiot.
I Remember My First Beer
I was five years old the first time I had a drink.
The Sounds of Silence
While a snow day means you don’t have to deal with other people’s asshole kids, it means you have to deal with your own.