Around 7 o’clock Friday night, I got a phone call from a blocked number. Like every other rational human on the planet, I don’t pick up unknown numbers, and I sure as shit don’t pick up ones with no caller ID. A minute later, my voice mail dinged. “Hi, this is Brenda from Planned Parenthood. …
I mean, I guess it could be worse?
Baby showers are not my scene.
That American Girl doll is HOW MUCH?
When the power goes out, I am like a pioneer, foraging for coffee
Why are people so incapable of parking their vehicles?
Just another Saturday night behind the bar.
The filter in my virtual classroom might be set a little too ***** high.
When did I become a shirtless old dude?
Nothing at Dollar Tree is at Dollar Tree because it’s fresh
