I Don't Belong Here.

a humor blog from the trenches of suburbia.

After dinner, we watched the Phillies while Melinda took Josephine’s friend home. A commercial kept coming on for Woodbridge wine, a cheap brand that comes in a variety of jugs, boxes, and cans.

It featured images of a woman pouring red wine into a glass with ice, a pitcher of sangria, and a man drinking it from a coffee cup. The tag line of the commercial was “wine your way,” but it might as well be “Woodbridge: You’re broke and already drunk, so fuck it.”

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