I Don't Belong Here.

a humor blog from the trenches of suburbia.

We hit the road for Buffalo around 11:30, and our route took us through all the nicest towns Pennsylvania has to offer. The internet must not be available yet in these little burgs, because the primary method of communication still seems to be via billboard.  In York, we passed one for a restaurant called “She’s …

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At work the other night, a guy came in with a growler and asked me to fill it with lager, and I offered him a six-pack because they’re $10 cheaper. “That’s okay,” he said. “To tell you the truth, I have a phobia of cans.” “That sounds awful,” I said. “Going to the grocery store …

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