I Don't Belong Here.

a humor blog from the trenches of suburbia.

We hit the road for Buffalo around 11:30, and our route took us through all the nicest towns Pennsylvania has to offer. The internet must not be available yet in these little burgs, because the primary method of communication still seems to be via billboard.  In York, we passed one for a restaurant called “She’s …

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Ok, I know I’ve been seriously slacking on publishing anything here. Apparently having a kid significantly reduces your personal free time. Who knew? The good news is even though I haven’t been uploading much killer content, I’ve been hard at work on my newest project: a collection of brand new essays that will be available …

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I tried to get ahead of the requests for us to turn on certain March Madness games today by writing out a list of all the games, their times, and the channels they’d be on. That way, if a customer asked me to turn on the UVA game, I wouldn’t have to fumfer around with …

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