Yesterday I pulled up next to a black F150 that was probably a really nice looking truck 10 years ago. Now, scratched into the passenger side door, was the word CHEVY RULES.
Look, I understand there’s a rivalry between Ford and Chevy that’s spanned decades, but imagine being SO WRAPPED UP in it that you’d feel compelled to scratch CHEVY RULES on every Ford you saw. What do you think that dude’s house looks like? I’m picturing a decor based around Dale Earnhardt murals and medieval swords; dishware featuring that cartoon of Calvin pissing on a Ford logo.
Honestly, I’m kind of envious. What’s it like to be so passionate about something—ANYTHING—that you’re willing to cause thousands of dollars in property damage?
The best part to me is that Toyota is outselling both of them, but I just can’t see a Camry owner bragging about it with a razor blade. Those Toyota owners are always taking the high road.
I Don't Belong Here. 