I understand the basic principle of burping a kid, but truthfully, I have never felt so unequipped for a task in my entire life.
No Spit: A New Dad’s Adventures in Puke
The Name Game
Who’d have thought naming a new baby could be so stressful?
Because the Internet
I love social media because you’re an idiot.
I Remember My First Beer
I was five years old the first time I had a drink.
The Sounds of Silence
While a snow day means you don’t have to deal with other people’s asshole kids, it means you have to deal with your own.
The Final Voyage of the S.S. Crapyapants
Everyone has a scarring family story. Mine involves my grandfather and his boat.
‘Tis the Season to be Bawling
It’s the most wonderful time of the year for losing your mind
My San Junipero – Part III
At ’90s night, we dance, we sing, we puke. We search for our former selves.
My San Junipero – Part II
There’s a reason why 30somethings don’t leave the house. In public, we’re awkward.
My San Junipero – Part I
This year, a bar opened in my home town for the first time in its three-century history. This might not sound like a big deal, but when your town’s most exciting social venue is a tie between an antique shop and the Wawa parking lot, a new bar is like what Studio 54 must have…… Continue Reading →