I didn’t like The Princess Bride? Inconceivable.
I didn’t like The Princess Bride? Inconceivable.
Are you sure there aren’t two in there?
Being a bartender can get boring, so sometimes, I like to spice things up.
Serious question: You ever shit your pants in a brewery bathroom?
I love social media because you’re an idiot.
I was five years old the first time I had a drink.
While a snow day means you don’t have to deal with other people’s asshole kids, it means you have to deal with your own.
What do you do when someone asks you for money?
Everyone has a scarring family story. Mine involves my grandfather and his boat.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year for losing your mind
I Don't Belong Here. 